The Nerfing of the Starship Enterprise: Part VII

The run of the reborn Star Trek TV series and movies would continue until 2005. Then the franchise ended for a time, heavily weathered and no longer well thought of in most circles.

During that period, Star Fleet Battles continued to be published, becoming a better model of ship combat in that revised setting than it ever was on its original release.

On the role-playing side, there was Prime Directive (193), Star Trek RPG (1998), and the Star Trek Roleplaying Game (2002). Given the Next Gen focus for these games, I didn't pay them much mind and can't really review them. I assume that they would at least attempt to mirror the changes found in TNG and later and thus would fail completely to model original Star Trek. If anyone wants to leave their insights in the comments below- please feel free.


2009 saw the release of a new big screen Star Trek under different hands. It was to include the original characters, and offered the hope of regaining the original ship (and adventure) style.

As I noted at the time, I rather liked the movie. However my hopes for a return to the Enterprise of old in all its glory were dashed.

This version was much larger (over twice the length, and thus 8x the size). It came with enough shuttles to service its entire crew in a single flight. That's fine, but other changes weren't so innocent.

The DVD notes that phasers are sublight weapons, carrying over TNG techology limits back to the original era. Sigh.

Worse, the Enterprise's Warp Drive was nerfed even more than it ever has been. Now it was completely a Star Wars style light speed drive. The ship becomes blind to the real world under warp- not seeing the wreckage of the fleet it nearly crashes into upon reaching Vulcan (in fact the scene is almost a direct copy from Star Wars and the arrival of the Falcon at Alderaan- complete with the fact that the rubble was in both caused by a planet killing weapon). This from a ship that used to be able to scan objects light years away.

At this point, very little of the original is left from a technology or usage PoV. Nor do I ever expect it to return in either game, TV, or movies.

Next, the conculsion where I ponder how this could happened.

Part: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, Conclusion

The Nerfing of the Starship Enterprise: Part VI

There would be four Star Trek Movies with the original cast before the arrival in 1987 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG). These had very little to say about how the Enterprise operated. While they produced some fun moments, I remember them mostly for their deconstruction of Kirk's character, the elevation of Spock's, and the practical if not real absence of the others including McCoy.

Things would change greatly in 1987 however.

Where the original show was a style combining Old West and Age of Sail, TNG and the following series (DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise) were idealized socialism and political correctness. Kirk would tell the Organians that he was a solider and not a diplomat. TNG would deny that Star Fleet was even a military organization and the first officer of the Enterprise-D would call wargames a waste of time for explorers.

Kirk would push his crew to reach 100% in drills, I don't think Picard ever held a drill. The Enterpise-D didn't seem to know such things existed when Jellico took over command for a bit.

Kirk would claim that 'one God is enough', TNG would claim that any religion held a culture back. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" would replace the Capitalism on display in the original.

Rather than adventures being decided by fists, phasers or wits- talking and technobabble resolved the storylines. Real villians nearly disappeared, replaced by various degrees of misunderstandings.

In short, Roddenberry (and those who took over from him) brought their own press of Star Trek as a perfect future and attempted to make TNG (and on) match. Whatever the merits of that vision (I consider it to be foolish wishful thinking), it makes for boring TV. How that mindset keep things going for four series over 18 years is beyond me. Except perhaps for the fact that geeks will accept just about anything that is sc-fi no matter how bad it is.

I attempted watching each series and give up each time. So maybe they had better moments, however I must judge each of them on the whole of their first year or two.

From the techology point of view, the changes were just as drastic.

Gone was the Warp Speed warship. According to the new series bible, phasers were now light speed weapons unusable under warp. The photon torpedos would work- sort of. They moved at the speed of the ship + .98c as I recall. Think about that for a moment and try to map it out- basically such a weapon could only be used in a chase, mostly against the one doing the chasing. I think that says a lot about how TNG viewed the Enterprise's combat capability.

The ship now carried the families of its crew, which has to be the dumbest idea ever. It was made even dumber as communication was now instant and the ship commonly ran back to the home worlds without worrying travel time.

The multiple facing shields were replaced with one uni-shield. The cubic warp scale was replaced by a new more complex method that labeled Warp 10 as the max (it was infinite speed) for who knows what reason.

The impact on the Enterpise was noted. Perhaps the best example was in the very opening pilot of TNG when Picard decides to show Q what a Galaxy class starshp could do- by running away.

Winning battles was a rarity. I started thinking that Worf and the Enterpise would get their backsides kicked by K-Mart Shoppers running to a blue light special.

Sigh, how the mighty had fallen.

Later, DS9 would show runabouts fighting alongside a Galaxy class ship (and unlike the Galaxy, living). Actual Fighters would be introduced. I imagine the only reason we didn't see Carriers was because they knew that people would finally notice that they were copying other movies at that point.

And even more sadly, these changes weren't bad game design. They were real decisions by the people in charge. All we can do is note them, while remembering better days.

So to grade these changes:

1. Revoked: It was a Warp Speed warship best used in combat at FTL speeds.
2. Unknown: Non-ablative Deflector shields, able to withstand (for a time) planet wrecking attacks and completely ignore attacks below certain power levels
3. Revoked: Shields were divided into at least four 'arcs' that were damaged and reinforced independently
4. Revoked: Phasers and photon Torpedos were FTL weapons. There were a number of weapon mounts pointing in different directions.
5. Revoked: The phasers were fired 'one bank' at a time in a twin beam using all the ship's offensive power in a single attack. Torpedos were launched in spreads (typically in sets of double launches) and never fired at the same time as the phasers
6. Limited: Ship's Power was critical in how the ship operated. Often balanced between needs it could divert for increased offense or defense.
7. Revoked: Warp Factors were a cubic conversion times light speed (maybe with a constant added)
8. Revoked: It was the fastest ship in Starfleet as warp drive was power intensive. Shuttles were sublight only.
9. Limited: The Enterprise was the most powerful, and most versatile ship in Starfleet

I note #2 as unknown because I don't know. My impression is that they operated very like they were ablative. I should count it as a failure, but if I don't know- it wasn't important.

I note #6 as 'limited' because it never seemed to matter. But I guess they did at least attempt it. Half point.

I note #9 as 'limited' because I think while the Enterprise-D (and later E) was the best the Federation had (depressing as the thought is) it had dropped markly compared to the best of the other powers. It never seemed a match for much of anything it encountered. Half point.

Simulation Quality: 1 of 9

Which is much lower than any of the simulation games before it. And this would become the new benchmark for Star Trek ship simulation in gaming.

Part: I, II, III, IV, V, VII, Conclusion

A Mixed Reaction

Was browsing the blogs and came across this at Motor City Gamewerks. And had a somewhat strange reaction. I'm a gun nut. I should agree, but for some reason I really don't.

For one thing, I'm having a hard time recalling a game that mixed up semi-automatic, automatic and auto-cannon. The first two sure, but not with the third. And confusing machinegun with assault rifles? Sure, that's stuff the major news media does. But not gaming systems as far as I know.

Perhaps he's speaking about indie games, or supplements, or something I haven't seen. So I'll grant that such games may exist. I just never bought them. Perhaps there was a reason :)

However I just don't care that there are people who think that cops are carrying .38 revolvers. I'm more concerned with people thinking .38s do more damage than .45s. One is knowledge of current events, the other is misrepresenting physical law.

Actually, even that doesn't upset me- unless the author is claiming his game is well researched and a good simulation of reality (like say GURPS which made that very error in the last edition I looked at- which was some time back I'd have to say).

And clips and mags, I must shrug.

I guess I'm all for people running their games the way the wish, as long as that's all they're claiming to be doing.

So do I agree with the suggestion that gamers should read more books on firearms and head out to the range? I have to say it depends.

It interests a person, sure. It's a lot of fun.

But it won't make them an expert. One has to learn enough and verify enough to be able to split the lies from the truth. And there are a lot of lies in the firearm world. All in all, it would take a great deal of work to understand even the basics. Not a book or two and a trip to the range.

So in the end, be as unrealistic as you want as long as you admit it. Go as deep as you like as well if you wish, but don't make claims unless you go very very deep indeed.

But mostly, have fun.

The Nerfing of the Starship Enterprise: Part V

1979 also saw the release of the first Star Trek movie. The franchise had came alive, although it was in this case more as a zombie than a Lazarus. The movie was boring, the costumes dull, and the acting even duller. It wouldn't be until the Wrath of Khan in 1982 that it would pull a foot out of the grave.

The Enterprise herself however got a great facelift. In technology and use she seemed little changed from the original, just updated. But she didn't have a chance to show her stuff outside withstanding an attack that could one-shot the Klingons.

This would the be trend for the 'original' cast movies. The ship was often little more than a set in the movie, and while she would see combat- it would always be under very special conditions making it difficult to grasp what her real capabilities may have been.

On the game side of things, 1982 saw the release of FASA's Star Trek: The Role-Playing game.

It was a somewhat interesting if not completely effective rpg. It did have some of the better setting support and a few nice adventures.

On the ship side of things, it attempted to stay much closer to the original series (and original cast movies). No Dreadnaught to be found here, nor fighter craft. And the Enterprise stood proudly at that top of the mountain in ship design.

However...

It attempted to define away the cubic warp speed, saying that in order to fight ships had to match warp speeds. The original series showed things directly counter to this, so it was a pure game construction to avoid the issue. I reject the handwave here, it's not a warp driven warship unless you show it as a warp driven warship. I'm going to be harsh on this point with the scoring below as IMO a difference that makes no different is no difference.

The Shields (like Star Fleet Battles before it) were ablative although they'd pop back up the next turn ready to absorb what they could again. This too matched nothing in the series.

And again we see ships firing every weapon they can power and bring to bear, in this case because of the free damage bonuses given them if they were powered with at least a single point.

Lastly, the game just wasn't that much fun. Its attempt to split the bridge stations between players were a failure, and the 'up/down/back up' ablative nature of the Shields crippled the design from a play point of view IMO.

To score it:

1. Failure: It was a Warp Speed warship best used in combat at FTL speeds.
2. Failure: Non-ablative Deflector shields, able to withstand (for a time) planet wrecking attacks and completely ignore attacks below certain power levels
3. Success: Shields were divided into at least four 'arcs' that were damaged and reinforced independently
4. Failure: Phasers and photon Torpedos were FTL weapons. There were a number of weapon mounts pointing in different directions.
5. Failure: The phasers were fired 'one bank' at a time in a twin beam using all the ship's offensive power in a single attack. Torpedos were launched in spreads (typically in sets of double launches) and never fired at the same time as the phasers
6. Success: Ship's Power was critical in how the ship operated. Often balanced between needs it could divert for increased offense or defense.
7. Failure: Warp Factors were a cubic conversion times light speed (maybe with a constant added)
8. Failure: It was the fastest ship in Starfleet as warp drive was power intensive. Shuttles were sublight only.
9. Success: The Enterprise was the most powerful, and most versatile ship in Starfleet

Simulation Quality: 3 of 9
Game Quality: 2 of 5
Nerf Score: 3 of 5

Part: I, II, III, IV, VI, VII, Conclusion

The Nerfing of the Starship Enterprise: Part IV

1979 saw the release of Star Fleet Battles as 'pocket edition'. The rest they say is history. The game is perhaps the single most popular and important sci-fi ship to ship game in the history of the hobby.

I used to play it all the time, often through multi-player 'campaigns' and consider myself to be something of a SFB master. It saw many supplements and editions over the years and is still in production today. Although the editions had slight differences, the game has actually seen little change in its core rules and concepts- something even D&D can't claim.

It has a well-founded rep for complexity and detail and many consider it a 'hard-core' game although IMO the basic rules aren't that bad. However when one is playing with everything, combat is often more determined by who remembers what obscure rule than by tactics.

I like the game. Really do. One of my favorites.

However, as a original Star Trek simulation it sucks.

It does have power allocation, and all the proper names. However like the Star Fleet Battle Manual before it, it took the Star Fleet Technical Manual as its model. So Dreadnaughts are in there and that opened a wedge that drove it truly where no man had gone before.

The shields are completely ablative. Hit a ship with 50 point shields with 50 1 point attacks, and that shield is no more.

It uses FTL combat with a segmented movement that HERO System would later in a way (perhaps not intended) copy. But speeds were limited to just a tad over Warp 3. Also it didn't use Warp Factors, just movement points where 1 MP = 1x light speed.

Weapons were cheap to power and fire, and you fired as many as you could at the same time (or nearly the same time).

Shuttles were FTL, and have a combat role never seen in the TV series- original or not. Indeed, I'd almost claim their use is key to any victory.

The expansions would bring in Star Fighters and carriers. Space Control Ships and Super Battleships that made the Dreadnaught look like a cutter. Missiles, Anti-Missiles and Cruise Missiles and Multi-warhead missiles. Mines. Nothing was off limits and the game became a kitchen sink of whatever its designers wanted.

And the designers wanted carrier battles in space, even going so far as to name and model fighters and weapons systems after planes and systems in the US Navy.

Sadly it quickly became a game design better suited for Star Wars than Star Trek. And on top of that it's point value system designed to produced balanced battles was a joke.

It all started off well, but the designer fell for a common enough temptation. The desire to expand and add on to a system to make more money. And to remake something according to one's own desire.

There result was a great game. But horrid Star Trek and the Enterprise become nothing more than a support ship for far sexier vessels fielded in the game.

To score it

1. Success: It was a Warp Speed warship best used in combat at FTL speeds.
2. Failure: Non-ablative Deflector shields, able to withstand (for a time) planet wrecking attacks and completely ignore attacks below certain power levels
3. Success: Shields were divided into at least four 'arcs' that were damaged and reinforced independently
4. Success: Phasers and photon Torpedos were FTL weapons. There were a number of weapon mounts pointing in different directions.
5. Failure: The phasers were fired 'one bank' at a time in a twin beam using all the ship's offensive power in a single attack. Torpedos were launched in spreads (typically in sets of double launches) and never fired at the same time as the phasers
6. Success: Ship's Power was critical in how the ship operated. Often balanced between needs it could divert for increased offense or defense.
7. Failure: Warp Factors were a cubic conversion times light speed (maybe with a constant added)
8. Failure: It was the fastest ship in Starfleet as warp drive was power intensive. Shuttles were sublight only.
9. Failure: The Enterprise was the most powerful, and most versatile ship in Starfleet

Simulation Quality: 4 of 9
Game Quality: 4 of 5
Nerf Score: 5 out 5.

Part: I, II, III, V, VI, VII, Conclusion